Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance, dont you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino.


All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got their money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette.


Foreign types with the hookah pipes say:
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian.
The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink, then they bring you more.

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian.

All the kids in the market place say:Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey ohWalk like an Egyptian.
Slide your feet up the street, bend your backShift your arm, then you pull it backLife is hard, you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac.

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs, cruise down the block.
All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian.
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian.

Rain is ... wet

I'm sop bored nobody ever visits here. That I don't really mind because it's like having a diary that somebody might just read. I feel better now that I've spoken to 'Gladis'. BUt she seems to think that now OI want to be her friend. I don't she was too much hassle and I'm happier without her.
I'm really confused because I don't know what I want to do for my university course. It will probably be nursing and then midwifery. BUt I love the idea of working in the zoo, so I might do a zoology or animal behaviour course. IT depends. Anywy lots to do and not a lot to say.

Gladis please read this

Gladis you have obviously been having some problems at home of some kind because you've reacted so badly to us "bullying" you. ONe day we were your friend the next we weren't because of you getting your dad to meddle with things. I feel bad that you never attacked me because I called you a lesbian first ( bearing in mind even you were calling people lesbian too). BUt since January I've been saying the same as Philis, this is pathetic. You have acted really stupidally in my eyes... you are such a wally. And yes we have done things, but we haven't talked about you that much, almost not at all, you're just paranoid. And I know we had an argument a few years ago, but I do think that since we were best friends for eight years and we were both bullied, that you are an even bigger wally for thinking I would be such a bitch to you. Database and Gay don't like you because you said some things, but they don't waste their time talking about you. ( even if they did you should feel flattered). Why the hell am I using alias'? Anyway I haven't spoken to Philis because I didn't have her number, now I have it she's not at home. I think she has interfered too much and I know why because you're friends and we would have all done the same for each other. However, I want to speak to you and you must learn to stick up for yourself and talk to people. I said that because when you fell out with us you were obviously having problems at home because I read your blog. We were meant to be friends you should have told me.

Dyke, Dyke Goose

Then she texted Gladis who replied " me and ted are up to lesbian things" Gladis somehow took this the wrong way. An hour later got her dad to collect her and then ring Database on her mobile and had a go at her. Gladis hasn't spoken to us properly since then. And she has written on the net about us.

Duck Duck Dyke

I am in a funny mood today and so I feel like bitching. ( NOt funny haha)

Let's start with the 5th of January ( brace yourselves people your about to see how fucked up I really am and get a sneak previiew of my diary)

Okay so lets start with giving the two main people of my stories different names: Gladis and Philis.
So Gladis came into school as usual and Philis came into school after having not been for like ever. Then the two of them bunked off. And I'm not sure, but I think that this was the day when I said in a joking way, because by this time in Gladis herself was using the word 'lesbian'. I told my friend 'Database', since I didn't have ,my phone, to text Gladis and in a joking way call her a bunking lesbian. Like even she would have done on any other day. We got no reply, and left it at that.

NOw I know that 'Database' or I ( by the way database is Jesus) , did not send any other messages or e-mails on the 6th of January, but Gladis came in on the school bus because Isaw her, she just didn't come inot school

. But on the 7th we were all up in the science lab playing Jacks. One of the rules we invented was to ring someone or send them a tet and call them a lesbian. It was with a 6. Through the game I know that several people texted Gladis and other people off of 'Gay's' phone, but I don't what they said.
I do know that 'Gay' decided to ring Gladis' home number, because we didn't think she would be at home. Gladis answered Gay panikcing said " um yeah that's what happens when you lay a 6." not lesbian.!!!!!!!
Then on the 10th (Monday) Gladis came to school and was speaking us as though nothing was wrong in any way.

Dreidel?

I have a litle dradleI made it out of clay
and when it's dry and readywith dradle I shall play
O, dradle dradle dradle I made you out of clay
dradle dradle dradle with dradle I shall play

here's a little dradle thats small and made of clay
but I'm not gonna play with it cuz dradle's friggin' gay
jews......play stupid games
jews......that's why they're lame
jews......play stupid games
jews......that's why they're lame

I'll try to make it spin
it fell I'll try again

now when you learn to make the dradle spin,
you'll knooooooww how people won't always win,
keep spinning...now when you learn to make the dradle spin,
you'll knooooooww how people won't always win,
keep spinning

courtney cox......I love you
coutrney cox......you're so hot on that show

Oh dradle, dradle, I made you out of clay

In reply to Jesus' ranting...

Did you know that the God Ganesh has the head of an elephant because, he was a boy and a slave for a God and Goddess. He walked into the house one day and the God struck him down. The Goddess said he can still be saved if we replace his head with another. A baby elephants head was found andit was cut off and the boy's head was replaced with it. Thereforw Ganesh has the head of an elephant.

I pick my nose.