Beetroot, Reetroot

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

2005-07-14T09:00:00.000-07:00

All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance, dont you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino.

All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got their money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette.

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say:
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian.
The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink, then they bring you more.

All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian.

All the kids in the market place say:Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey ohWalk like an Egyptian.
Slide your feet up the street, bend your backShift your arm, then you pull it backLife is hard, you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac.

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs, cruise down the block.
All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian.
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian.

Rain is ... wet

2005-07-14T08:54:00.000-07:00

I'm sop bored nobody ever visits here. That I don't really mind because it's like having a diary that somebody might just read. I feel better now that I've spoken to 'Gladis'. BUt she seems to think that now OI want to be her friend. I don't she was too much hassle and I'm happier without her.
I'm really confused because I don't know what I want to do for my university course. It will probably be nursing and then midwifery. BUt I love the idea of working in the zoo, so I might do a zoology or animal behaviour course. IT depends. Anywy lots to do and not a lot to say.

Gladis please read this

2005-06-23T09:08:00.000-07:00

Gladis you have obviously been having some problems at home of some kind because you've reacted so badly to us "bullying" you. ONe day we were your friend the next we weren't because of you getting your dad to meddle with things. I feel bad that you never attacked me because I called you a lesbian first ( bearing in mind even you were calling people lesbian too). BUt since January I've been saying the same as Philis, this is pathetic. You have acted really stupidally in my eyes... you are such a wally. And yes we have done things, but we haven't talked about you that much, almost not at all, you're just paranoid. And I know we had an argument a few years ago, but I do think that since we were best friends for eight years and we were both bullied, that you are an even bigger wally for thinking I would be such a bitch to you. Database and Gay don't like you because you said some things, but they don't waste their time talking about you. ( even if they did you should feel flattered). Why the hell am I using alias'? Anyway I haven't spoken to Philis because I didn't have her number, now I have it she's not at home. I think she has interfered too much and I know why because you're friends and we would have all done the same for each other. However, I want to speak to you and you must learn to stick up for yourself and talk to people. I said that because when you fell out with us you were obviously having problems at home because I read your blog. We were meant to be friends you should have told me.

Dyke, Dyke Goose

2005-06-23T09:05:00.000-07:00

Then she texted Gladis who replied " me and ted are up to lesbian things" Gladis somehow took this the wrong way. An hour later got her dad to collect her and then ring Database on her mobile and had a go at her. Gladis hasn't spoken to us properly since then. And she has written on the net about us.

Duck Duck Dyke

2005-06-23T03:30:00.000-07:00

I am in a funny mood today and so I feel like bitching. ( NOt funny haha)

Let's start with the 5th of January ( brace yourselves people your about to see how fucked up I really am and get a sneak previiew of my diary)

Okay so lets start with giving the two main people of my stories different names: Gladis and Philis.
So Gladis came into school as usual and Philis came into school after having not been for like ever. Then the two of them bunked off. And I'm not sure, but I think that this was the day when I said in a joking way, because by this time in Gladis herself was using the word 'lesbian'. I told my friend 'Database', since I didn't have ,my phone, to text Gladis and in a joking way call her a bunking lesbian. Like even she would have done on any other day. We got no reply, and left it at that.

NOw I know that 'Database' or I ( by the way database is Jesus) , did not send any other messages or e-mails on the 6th of January, but Gladis came in on the school bus because Isaw her, she just didn't come inot school

. But on the 7th we were all up in the science lab playing Jacks. One of the rules we invented was to ring someone or send them a tet and call them a lesbian. It was with a 6. Through the game I know that several people texted Gladis and other people off of 'Gay's' phone, but I don't what they said.
I do know that 'Gay' decided to ring Gladis' home number, because we didn't think she would be at home. Gladis answered Gay panikcing said " um yeah that's what happens when you lay a 6." not lesbian.!!!!!!!
Then on the 10th (Monday) Gladis came to school and was speaking us as though nothing was wrong in any way.

Dreidel?

2005-06-22T13:39:00.000-07:00

I have a litle dradleI made it out of clay
and when it's dry and readywith dradle I shall play
O, dradle dradle dradle I made you out of clay
dradle dradle dradle with dradle I shall play

here's a little dradle thats small and made of clay
but I'm not gonna play with it cuz dradle's friggin' gay
jews......play stupid games
jews......that's why they're lame
jews......play stupid games
jews......that's why they're lame

I'll try to make it spin
it fell I'll try again

now when you learn to make the dradle spin,
you'll knooooooww how people won't always win,
keep spinning...now when you learn to make the dradle spin,
you'll knooooooww how people won't always win,
keep spinning

courtney cox......I love you
coutrney cox......you're so hot on that show

Oh dradle, dradle, I made you out of clay

2005-06-22T06:32:00.000-07:00

In reply to Jesus' ranting...

Did you know that the God Ganesh has the head of an elephant because, he was a boy and a slave for a God and Goddess. He walked into the house one day and the God struck him down. The Goddess said he can still be saved if we replace his head with another. A baby elephants head was found andit was cut off and the boy's head was replaced with it. Thereforw Ganesh has the head of an elephant.

I pick my nose.

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2005-06-22T06:31:00.001-07:00

............................ a CANDLE

Drum rolls please

2005-06-22T06:31:00.000-07:00

The answer to my riddle is .............

You can say flower

2005-06-22T06:27:00.000-07:00

Did I mention that I am a chocoholic. I love chocloate. I love choclate so much.

MOnty Python is soo funny, I was watching the holy grail the other day and I'm still to know what the Kinghts who formaly say 'nee' are, something like

'ecky, ecky, ecky,ecky,ecky pa tang tssezz pum.'

I don't know I can only do the 'ecky' bit.

I am such a retard

2005-06-22T06:15:00.000-07:00

I hate myself so much right now. It's not my free. What the fuck was I thinking.

I love swimming because I feel like a mermaid.

Laura is not a lesbian... she is a SHIT, FUCK, CUNT, BOLLOCKS, BASTARD, FUCK,SHIT,LICKING,BISEXUAL, LESBIAN ARSEHOLE.

Bill Oddie is sooo funny, he got pissed on by a cow on live television, at least I think it was live.
'Goodies, goody goody yum yums.'

Does anybody remember the advert for rowntrees sweets where they used the Goodies song?

Did you know that people with the surname 'Walker' means that their ancestors job was to wash clothes in urine by treading or 'walking' on them.

The skunk sat on the stump,the stump stunk
The stump stunk, the skunk stunk the stump. say that three times as fast

I have a riddle for you:

Little Nancy etticoat
In her white petticoat
and red nose.
The longer she stands
The shorter she grows
What is she?

Fruit Sensation

2005-06-22T06:07:00.000-07:00

I don't really have a lot to say anymore, I'm really tired and am pissed off with a certain somebody. who used to be my friend. I said to her and I quote

" Next time that you come near me, by choice or not, I will punch you. So FUCK OFF get your own life and stop stealing mine."

This is because she has always copied what I do, and now she is reading The Vampire Lestat.
It is such a good book though, but it was mine, she can't have it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People accept individuality

2005-06-22T02:15:00.000-07:00

Clothes are slagged off by Christians to begin with pain withA RELIGION TO RESPECT OTHER REILGIONS. i'M BORED. tOM WASN'T BEING SERIOUS. tOM TASTE, YEAH THAT'S WHAT i THOUGHT WHEN i WROTE IT. Books, dvs' filled in my room of week flat packed floor,

Oh my god I got seven splinters in my feet from my floor. won't see me until after my holidays. I hate bowling, but I got to think of anotherobviuosley out caps lock on by accident. Finland for Tom. Finnish is a pretty language, not that they ever heard it.

Microsoft and windows are the same thing, Donna. You dozy mare.

I had a really weird dream last night, Donna has weird entrys. Stupid weird armounts about something..*sings something*.

Dont' ask I just wrote as much as I could from a conversation I heard.

It's just unfortuante when people are crap

2005-06-22T02:12:00.000-07:00

Hey had anyone seen the live video, that was on BBC1 a few weeks ago, of System of a down. They were playing BYOB when it occured to me that the guitarist looks like gollum. It's really scary his hair grows like Gollums and he makes his eyes pop out of his sockets as well.

Did you know that the lead singer is a schizophrenic?

Trees are green... and brown

2005-06-22T02:01:00.000-07:00

I haven't written on here in a long while, partly because I had my exams and I couldn't be bothered to waste time on the internet. But now my exams are over and feel like expressing to the sad people out there who want to read the crap that I write, which I don't actually write a lot, because I never really have a lot to say...back on track.

I can't get back on track I've lost my train of thought I have absolutely no idea what I was even beginning to say. Except that my exams are over and I can start to write some crap on here.

I had a week or so from study leave, in which I literally did fuck all. So I'm not going to bother you with the boring details. Except I did do something I never do when I have exams and which I was desperate to do... I picked up a book. I love reading and I don't read during exams because I get distracted.

One evening though I was playing rock, paper, scissors with my sister and we came up with fire, rain, air, bomb and log as well, only you can only use air and bomb once because we can't think of anything to beat them. And I just came up with snow, bu then you would have to sunlight to melt the snow.

2005-06-01T03:37:00.000-07:00

To the goth who left me a message. I don't mean you. I love goths. It was directed towards somebody who believes that they are a hippy/goth/tomboy. Which you can't get mixed into one person. Just because sometimes they wear black, sometimes they dont, sometimes they wear black shirts with white lacey skirts and trendy black boots does not make them a hippy/goth/tomboy.

2005-05-12T09:49:00.000-07:00

Jesus, and anyone else who visits me try going on 'teggunisnugget.blogspot.' because that's a good page too. okay thank you. P.S Jesus you're still and egg-sucker.

2005-05-12T08:46:00.000-07:00

For those strange people who decideto visit my blog, I must apologise for the layout of my page.I don't know how to use computers, so when I get stressed out I scream, swear and hit them. So some of my stuff is rearranged and I nor can anyone else, put the list back to its original place.

2005-05-12T04:35:00.001-07:00

People who like to disrupt other people's happiness
Circle I Limbo

People who lie
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

People who leech your independance
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Rich people who dont' give to charity
Circle IV Rolling Weights

carnivorous people who think they know everything
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People who have no morality
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Hippy/tomboy/goths
Circle VII Burning Sands

People who kill for sport
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Laura Squires
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

2005-05-12T04:35:00.000-07:00

People who like to disrupt other people's happiness
Circle I Limbo

Heaven

2005-05-12T04:06:00.000-07:00

I have noticed that lots of people are making lists of hell. To be different I am going to write a list of people or things that are going to heaven... and then a hell list:

1.Jews
2.Hindus
3.Buddhas
4.Pagans
5.Sikhs
6.Muslims
7.Christians
8.Angels
9.Faeries
10. Mermaids
11.Pixies
12. Peter Pan
13. As a matter of fact anything mythical
14. Disney
15. Chocolate
16. Cheese
17. Gay people
18. Flowers
19. Butterflies
20. Balloons

This list will continue to be updated when I get around to it, or when I remember. But not for a few weeks because I'm on 'maternity leave'.

Religion

2005-05-12T03:35:00.000-07:00

I am a deeply religious person and I dislike people who slag off religious people when they have no idea what the fuck they are talking about when it comes down to religion. I think that there are certain people who need to get over themselves. Open your eyes people.

They way I see religion is that people have different beliefs and people should be allowed to believe what they want. O.k. so some people of every religion may be very forceful about what they believe and attempt to make others believ the same thing. But you have to respect what they have to say, accept them for who they are and get over it. At the end of the day every God and Goddess is the same, whether it's the first goddess, Isis, down to the God of classical theism.

Don't waste your life trying to argue about what could be and what couldn't be. Think what you want to think and let others think what they want to think.

Beetroots

2005-05-12T03:30:00.000-07:00

I like beetroots. They taste like beetroots. They look like beetroots. They smell like beetroots. And they sound like Beetroots, that begin with 'r'.

Introduction

2005-05-12T03:08:00.000-07:00

Jeruselum!

A hello to my bitch Jesus out there!!

Jesus you suck eggs!!!